dorkery:
itlooksgoodfromouterspace:
4ngelo:
theodorepython:
miami-tea:
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
A BUTTER PLACE
I LOAFED HIM
I LOAFED HIM FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
AT YEAST WE’LL BE TOGETHER A-GRAIN ONE DAY
ONE DAY
LISTEN TO ME KIDS
DON’T TAKE ANY VENGEANCE
DON’T YOU DO IT
VIOLENCE BAGUETTES VIOLENCE
Lol
(Source: secretsbest, via kyaryexorcisttwerk)
Filed under puns bread lol
Filed under davestrider john eggbert homestuck i ship this perfect
Filed under homestuck
Filed under homestuck where is john? john eggbert
found-john:
titaniumbutt:
OKAY I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS STORY REAL QUICKLY
SO I WENT TO STARBUCKS TODAY SINCE THE SMOOTHIE SHOPPE IN THE TOWN CENTER WAS CLOSED TODAY AND I JUST CASUALLY ORDER SOME ICE TEA OK
AND WHILE IM WAITING FOR MY ORDER THE CASHIER CALLS FOR “JOHN EGBERT” BUT WHOEVER ORDERED IT WASNT THERE
AND I WAS ALUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLACE LIKE MAD BECAUSE
JOHN EGBERT WENT MISSING
damn i forgot i ordered that coffee before i left
Oh john
(via stridersknowbest)
Filed under homestuck where is john? john eggbert starbucks
virelen:
thisusedtohavemeaning:
My little sister just said “What if Andrew Hussie sold Homestuck to Disney Channel”
*Disney commercial voice* This summer! John Egbert is…*disc scratch* Stuck in home?
They ruin it and make it some kids show…
JOHN:hey kids help me count how many Dave’s there are!
1,2,3,4…..
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